ElemEd Content: PASSED.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS.
A) My numeric score not only PASSED but has an (E) tacked on. I thought that was weird. I checked it out. Evidently my score is high enough to qualify for "Recognition of EXCELLENCE!!1!1":
Excellent. I am JUST AS SMART as a fifth grader even if I remain unclear regarding Benjamin Franklin's Presidential status (Not a President? French prostitutes. Bifocals. The Constitution? Bennies? Printing presses).
B) Virginia's standards for passing are lower than Louisiana's. I am excellent bistately.
C) PS. I'm an English major, which may or may not be widely known among my reading public. I also hold a Bachelor of Sciences degree because that is cooler than Arts (OR BUSINESS OH SNAP) and it is a magnificent piece of art patiently waiting for a living room couch over which to be prominently hung and duly worshipped. Not that I use the Sciences part: pretty sure I'm better at English anyway.
Or used to be. Um, I scored third-lowest on the language arts section. Just about math level, in fact. There are people in this world who remember teaching me how to SUM NUMBERS in Physics sophomore year so what the what is that about.
I have this dream of one day being handed a PhD eventually someday, and according to ETS it should be in Chemistry. Or Physics. OR SCIENTOLOGY.
Which is great because women in the sciences get paid like a billion dollars a year, right?
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